A strange thing happened this week: my life was changed by a photograph.
I have some capy friends in Houston to blame for this. Their owner posted some photos of them on his FaceBook page and my owner saw it and seized on it. It became an obsession with her. Below you see one of the original photos.
When she didn’t find what she wanted, I thought she would give up. But no, she settled–and therefore I settled–for less. She got me the dumb contraption you see me sitting on below.
It is supposed to be a castle but it did not make me feel like a king. The Houstonian version is large enough–barely–for three capys. I hardly fit on this one by myself. And it doesn’t have the same cute colors or holes for climbing through. But that didn’t stop my owner. Next thing I knew, a popsicle was dangling in front of my face. When I went to grab it with my teeth, it moved farther from me and closer to that castle. Eventually I was sitting on it.
Getting onto the platform was only worth 1/2 of a popsicle, if you can believe that. Amazingly, she expected me to willingly step onto that slippery blue slope and slide down! I resisted as long and as hard as I could but she still had that darned half of a popsicle and I wanted it!
I couldn’t let that popsicle go. Eventually I put one paw out and that was the end of it. Down the slide I went.
My owner gave me the other half of the popsicle when I got to the bottom and, I have to say, it was delicious. The problem now seems to be that I can’t get a popsicle unless I climb up into the castle and slide down the other side. How do these things happen to me? Do I have a food addiction? Is my owner insane? What will she think up next?
Here’s a link to my YouTube video video of my very first slide.
And if you missed me on Animal Planet, we’re into reruns.