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What is in a Name?

ROUS from The Princess Bride

A ROUS by any other name is still a ROUS!

People are always asking me how I got my name. They wonder, I think, if my owner is some kind of genius that she was able to come up with the absolute perfect name for me. I’m not willing to grant her that but it is a pretty good name.

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The Mysteries of Capybara Creek

Capybara Creek on Sept. 5th.

I am confused.

Capybara Creek is my favorite place in the whole world but I don’t understand it. The photo above and the video below were taken on Sept. 5th, just about one month ago.

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What I Am Not: Lots of things!

Some things I am not

I was thinking that while I have said a few things that I am not in previous posts, I have really only scratched the surface. There are an awful lot of things I’m not and I can’t go through them species by species or even genus by genus or I will never cover them all. Therefore I have decided to make this post to explain in broad strokes all of the things I am not.

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What I Am Not: A Fish

Me swimming like a fish

Of all the things I have been confused with, a fish must be the craziest. I am bringing this up now because it is almost Easter. This is a very bad time for wild capybaras and it is all because of us being confused with fish. Before we get into why, let me just go over some of our similarities and differences.

Some ways we are different:

  • Fish have scales, capybaras have fur
  • Fish breath with gills, capybaras have beautiful noses
  • Fish breath water, capybaras breath air
  • Fish have fins, capybaras have legs
  • Fish are exothermic (cold-blooded), capybaras are endothermic (warm-blooded)
  • Fish don’t have eyelids, capybaras have eyelids with beautiful lashes
  • Fish come in all kinds of crazy colors, capybaras, like almost all mammals, are a shade of brown
  • Fish don’t have ears, capybaras have very cute ears that we wiggle when happy

Some ways we are similar:

  • Fish and capybaras both swim underwater
  • Fish and capybaras are both vertebrates (have backbones)
  • Some fish and all capybaras have teeth

To be honest, there aren’t many similarities and I really skimped on the differences. To me, it is virtually impossible to confuse a capybara with a fish, but it has been done.

In fact, the confusion started in the 16th century when a group of monks convinced the “infallible” pope, that capybaras were fish just so their new converts could eat us during lent. For those of you who don’t know, there used to be a restriction against eating meat during lent, which is the 40 days leading up to Easter.¬† Since the converts weren’t going to follow this restriction anyway, the monks thought it would be better if the pope condoned it rather than having all of their new parishioners breaking the faith.

Venezuelans still eat lots of capybaras during lent and this makes me very, very sad.