Maple WoMER: The Dread Pirate Rabbit

Yo, ho, ho and a bottle of carrot juice!

Maple WoMER (see this post if you don’t know how she got that name) has spent the past couple of weeks really living up to her name. I don’t know why she would do that because it seems like the most horrible thing ever. Not only has Melly been complaining about how much Maple costs ($2500 and counting!), but Maple has suffered a lot. This week she had to go to the vet and have her eye taken out! As terrible as that sounds, I think Maple feels better without the eye than she did with it. I don’t want to get into details about why.

Rabbit minus one eye :--(

Maple doesn’t really have an eye patch or a peg leg (her leg is fine, in case you were worried). The place where she used to have the eye is too sore for her to wear a patch. But I think once it heals, she’ll be the coolest bunny around. I’m sure Melly will make her an awesome eye patch!

In the meantime, my co-pets and I decided to have a show of support by wearing our own virtual eye patches.

Aaargh, matey! Don't give me that evil eye or I'll be makin you walk the plank!

Flopsy was all, “Cats don’t need to wear an eye patch to be cool.” And I was all like, “Cats, if they’re so cool, why do they always have to tell you about it?”

Oakley misses Maple the most

Oakley and Maple are best friends and are always hanging out together. Only now Maple is locked up in the dinning room and no one is allowed to visit her except during special visiting hours. Melly won’t tell me when those are so I just have to watch her through the fireplace screen.

Squawk! Poly want a cracker?

Firetail is a girl chicken, that’s why she lays eggs, so she wanted a fancy patch. The eye on her patch is an improvement over her real eye!

Stop chasing me with that sword!

Naturally, Cheap had to have a fancy eye patch too. She really shouldn’t run with it on because she can’t see very well. I hope Maple will learn to run and hop just like normal even though she’s missing an eye.

Three half-blind horses

The rest of us co-pets all put our eye patches on the same side as Maple WoMER’s missing eye (the right side) as a show of solidarity, but the horses decided to have their eye patch on the same side as their mane. They’re very fashion conscious. Or maybe Phoenix and Chesapeake just wanted to cause trouble.

We’d love to post photos of you and your pets wearing an eye patch! That would be a great way to let Maple WoMER know you care. Please send you photos to me at caplinrous@gmail.com and I’ll put it in this post!

If you’d like to help with Maple WoMER’s medical expenses, consider buying something from our store. Maple probably needs one more surgery to remove the lower teeth on her right side. She really is the World’s Most Expensive Rabbit! But after that she will hopefully, knock on a wooden leg, be fine.

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Support from our friends

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Ozzy Bunny has a super cute eye patch!

Bakersfield got left out of all the action. It's hard when you're in a cage.

So great when my rodent minions follow my command to honor Maple.

Aaargh! Time to walk the plank with yer!

That's a fancy with with a fancy patch.

Does this patch make my nose look big?

Sarah & Daisy are wondering how to catch birds like this?

Even some humans, like Chanda and Rosie, wear patches in solidarity with Maple!
Boe, Chanda's dog loves Maple too...and not in a bad way.

Chanda's dog Buddy wants to know what's for dinner...but it's NOT rabbit!
Rosie's dog Minnie lost her eye in real life so she is a WoMED.

Aaargh, Matey! I have a hook finger! (Melissa)

This is Maggie who belongs to Ann. She looks nice in a fancy patch.

Willow & Sadie also belong with Ann. Flopsy's right, cats can totally pull this off.

You don't see a fish wearing an eye patch everyday! This is Moonie who also lives with Ann.
Christina seems to need saving. I hope being blind in one eye didn't cause that!

Wash & Stormy, Christina's cats, might have only one eye, but it has supernatural powers.

Brewskie Butt, who owns BZ Tat, is the coolest cat alive.

Gatita is a kitten in solidarity with Maple.
Callie, Chai, Mu-Xi and Skeeter are all in solidarity with Maple!

Jak, Koi and Idris also belong to Kayla & are in solidarity with Maple! Kah!

Billy Macaw shows how wearing an eye patch is done.

Gerbils are so greedy! But still, they love Maple too.
I am not sure that Gordon is NOT a pirate!

I think the heart means that Jasmine loves Maple. How sweet (and I don't mean sweet tasting!)

I think Lynn could just black on the lens on that side of he glasses but this works too.
Cute little Megan, who belongs with Kim, insisted on a pink eye patch.

Overend Watts, who belongs with Alena, shows solidarity with Maple from one sick pet to another. Poor Overend is undergoing cancer treatments.

Harvey, who belongs with Hilde, is sailing the seas in a pirate box...I mean ship!

Fionka, who belongs to Helena, sends pirate greeting to Maple, aargh!

I don't think Bossy Boots Lamb can strike fear into the heart of anyone.

Rascal & friend really know the meaning of friendship.

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