Skipper’s Post:
Everyone has been telling me that Ion is not a baby jaguar. No matter how much evidence there is to the contrary, no one believes me. The only comment I got that made any sense is that he might be a dwarf jaguar. That would certainly be better, but still not great.
I think those two photos should convince anyone of his evil nature! Jaguars are evil incarnate in case anyone didn’t know.
Today is Halloween and Ion is taking full advantage! Look! He has a jaguar costume on! Oh, how very devious he is! No one would expect a jaguar to use a jaguar costume! If you saw someone dressed as a vampire, would you guess a real vampire lurked behind the costume! Donald Trump could easily hide himself behind a Donald Trump mask! No one would suspect! This is exactly what Ion is doing!
Look at him! Does it hurt to be mauled to death by a jaguar? I hope it will ble quick. Maybe he’ll eat MelT first. How ironic that would be since she brought this monster into our house.
Goodbye friends and fans. Goodby Driftwood and Mamba. Goodby cruel world.